New Nikon Cameras – Should Canon Shooters Switch?
Actually, if you switch from Canon to Nikon, your photography will instantly achieve astonishing levels of beauty and effectiveness, and you will be able to print your photographs at least twice as large and with more 3D-effect, accurate rendering, and enhanced micro contrast. Viewers will marvel aloud at the lack of shadow noise banding and the remarkable freedom from distortion and aberrations in your work.
Heh. Read the whole thing – it gets even better.
Disclosure: My brother wrote that 🙂